It's Stephen Kings fault I'm drinking

I've been reading The Shining after reading it ages ago and the main character keeps thinking 'man I could do this better with a drink.' And so I caught myself wiping my lips and thinking ( albeit after a tremendously shitty day yesterday although not excusable day) geez I want a drink'. I didn't have one then but am I having drink and half now to make up for it and am thinking of fridays drink in advance and man Stephen King I blame you man. Not cool.