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I'm considering myself tagged because I'm still too fuckin cranky to write anything that makes coherent sense and doesn't smack of whining so you get this thanks to WLFG:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Can I just make someone's dick explode off instead? No need for a quick and painless death...

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Probaby Michael Jackson.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? The wizard. Lets not go there.

4. What is your favorite cheese? mmm cheeese, I'm quite partial to a gooey brie on some nice toasted italian or french bread. Or Havarti, or Emmenthal, or Komijnekaas, or (while technically not a cheese per se) Boursin (the garlic and herbs one the most) Any cheese really mmm cheese

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? I'm a simple gal... on toasted wholemeal (with butter) - black current jam with crunchy peanut butter. I do like avocado and peanut butter on toast too... or nutella and peanut butter.. are you sensing a theme? And not to mention Vegemite on toast. aaawesome!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. pfft that's a no brainer, Josh Holloway aka Sawyer. Actually can I make mine a threesome and throw in Josh Hartnett in there as well? (and Billy Zane and Jensen Ackles as a backup)

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Chris Cornell or Sebastian Bach closely followed by Simon LeBon

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Shoes! Shoes or boots. If I still smoked I'd be off to get a quarter...

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Awesome! I'd be off to Abu Dhabi to go and see Benji. (did I mention that he sent me an email the other day *sigh*)

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? I'd shout a nice dinner for Benji and moi and buy copious bottles of la plonko reddo for us to quaff.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? Vodka and old fashioned lemonade or VB beer. Or Amaretto. (are you getting that I'm not a one choice kinda gal??)

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? duuuude I'd go back to about 1920 and go and study in the Bauhaus school in germany and soak up the designy goodness.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Clothes optional. euuwww no wait that could get ugly. The first rule of TG island is that you don't talk about TG island ;)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Stalker and it's basically about me stalking my top 10 eye candy celebs and perving on them. (and not getting arrested for it)

15. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, slunt or dicksnacker.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Ask them what they're doing here and shouldn't they go back to their families... oh you mean the egyptian kind.. meh they don't really bother me as long as they don't stink. I'd ask them how the after life is goin...

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? My photos and the box I inherited from my grandma (and my laptop)

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? sex sex sex and more sex

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? To read minds or fly (yep me too)

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? This was a toughie as there isn't a lot that I'd actually like to relive. I'd probably go waaay back to when I was a kid and running around the neighbourhood with my friends playing 40/40 (a kinda hide and seek game).

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count) nothing pffft as if... One particular ex-boyfriend, no surprise. (ditto)

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! Would it be redundant if I said Abu Dhabi? So as not to be repetative I'd probably say Holland or Vanuatu.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I can't spell it out as it would give my location away but it's initials are ABN. Awesome beer battered chips and frosty cold beer.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? my mate Chip, no particular reason, I just think she'd get a kick out of it.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? River Phoenix or Kurt Cobain, actually Andy Warhol would be good for a laugh too. (again as long as they're lifelike and not all stinky n stuff)

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My Grandpop (my dad's dad). He was an awesome man and I wish I had more time to spend with him and learn from him.

27. What's your theme song? No sorry this is just too difficult to answer as there are waaay too many songs. it would have to be a theme soundtrack of at least 12 songs ;) Wait, maybe The Hollow by A Perfect Circle... that could sorta sum it up... well for now anyway

And consider yourself tagged if you dig it.