Erotic Fridge Poetry

Well I've been revelling in the sparkly white newness of my fabulous new fridge all afternoon. Of course I had to put back all the magnets and pics and jokes etc and while I was putting back the erotic poetry magnets I decided to create a new blog just for my erotic magnet poetry. So please visit
Erotic Fridge Poetry to see the latest offerings fresh from the sparkly goodness of my new fridge. I've put up a few of the old ones as well and I'll update it whenever the poetry changes.

While transferring the contents from the old fridge to the new, I've discovered that I am the Queen of the Condiments. I have:

• 4 types of mustard - Dijon, Seeded mustard with Tawny port, wholegrain and hot English
• 5 types of curry paste - Sambal Oelek, Thai Panaeng curry paste, tikka, Thai green curry and laksa paste
• a whole stack of sauces - Ketjap Manis, hoisin sauce, soy, honey and soy marinade, mint jelly, mint sauce, tomato ketchup, sweet chilli sauce, basil pesto, horseradish cream [technically the last two aren't sauces but they're sauce like, does that count?]
  
• Assorted bits and pieces like anchovies, cornishons, cocktail onions, olives, marinated artichoke hearts and sundried tomatoes

Can you tell that I like to cook and entertain? heheh let's not inventory the grog cupboard and wine cellar...

The other thing is that I'm looking for a word. It's the word for when you say something as a joke but you really mean it seriously [and usually the listener can't tell the difference]. What is that word? It's been driving me nuts all afternoon. A poem in your honour if you can tell me the word.