The Torments of a Single Girl

Mental anguish, torture and pent up horny feelings... oh my!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Yup yup

I know I haven't been here for a while (not that anyone is reading) but real life has been getting in the way. Things are shit hence the no posty. I wouldn't even know where to begin and it would only feel like bitching and moaning anyway. And that doesn't make for great reading.
Apart from all the usual bullshit I have vampires on the brain, between 30 days of night, True Blood and reading the Twilight series... Vampires

Friday, August 14, 2009

This = not good

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Friday, August 07, 2009

corrupt, you corrupt

woah am I in love with a man... He has completely blown me away like no man has since Benji so that would be complete obliteration for those uninitiated... Wowers this man has completely blown me away allow me to reiterate his good points...

In terms of my minimum check list:
smart: check, super smart as in wowsers super smart and I don't mean that lightly as in he's a Dr (non medico thank dog) and knows stuff about things.
funny: check, super funny and has made me laugh to the point of ow sore stomach
decent looking: oh damn straight, those eyes kill me and he looks so directly and intensely....
has traveled: check, definitely and still trying to work out his accent....

the optional but desirable:
a beautiful neck ala callan mulvey - check oh woah check... mmmmmm
nice hands - check, oh woah check....
and he's already got the piercing eyes... sorry I am trying to contain myself

bonus points: comes from Melbourne

dammit...

help...

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