Granny's guide to baking

I'd like to say that for the past 2 weeks I've been here:















But it's more like here:

















I've spent the last coupla weeks relaxing, drinking margharitas, eating shitloads and generally chatting to my Granny. Yep that's right, quality time with the wrinkly. Now for the ordinary mortal that might be a bit tedious my oh no, not my Granny. Not only does my Granny grow some of the bestest kick assest pot in the country but she smokes every day - for her arthritis she says. Yeah right! she's just a teenage stoner in a wrinkly old body. So you can imagine some of the conversations I've had over the last two weeks but we're just NOT going there. You know how your granny bakes n stuff well so does mine but every kind of pot brownie/cookie/cake that you can imagine. Just beware when she asks you if you want a cup of tea because 10 times out of 10 it's 'herb' tea. Now don't get me wrong, I have no problems with a bit of herbage but woah after two weeks of getting so majorly blasted every day I needed to come home and straighten out. Thank god I was staying in a caravan by the beach just up the road from her house so that I could go for a little walk every now and then to get some fresh air.

I can't wait to be my Granny's age, I plan to be just like her ;) She kicks some serious ass. Love you Granny.

Tonight's post is brought to you by the letter V

Today's torment is THAT V. Allow me to illustrate with pictures and let me firstly apologise as I'm currently afflicted by that yearny burny feeling at the moment, aka ovulation.

Exhibit a - Josh Duhmel [however you spell his name, I spell it hottie]


I'm tormented by that suggestion of fluff. The V that points the way to X marks the spot.

Exhibit B - Haden Christensen


Young Haden has got in on the act with a merest of hintings of fluff. lower dammit, lower. Whip out your sabre young skywalker...



Exhibit c - Paul Walker

Need I say more

Exhibit D - Vin Diesel


Lordy lordy Vin... what are you pointing me too.... Not only that but he's got the deep growly voice to make my spine shiver.

Look to be honest I blame all of this pervyness on Benji. I've had one of those days where I've talked to him for most of the afternoon and I just want him, and want him bad. It's all his fault really. If he wasn't so damn hot, and funny, and totally compatible with me... Damn you ovulation and the need to procreate!!! I should just get it over with and spare you all the pathetic drooling eh? whatever...